I've decided girls are insane. Like literally insane...as in I went on WebMD and diagnosed them. Ok...that was a really weird statement...I guess I should probably put that into perspective for you. So the definition of insanity is "doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Freakin Albert Einstein said that shiz!! So it must be real! So what the heck do we keep doing over and over again and expecting different results? Just guess...of course it has to do with boys *sigh*. Ugh...we keep putting ourselves in the awkward position of being super nice and flirty with a guys we don't like AT ALL, giving them our numbers because we literally can't so no to dudes for fear of looking like jerks, and then getting SOOOO freakin mad when he texts us to hang out. (If this weren't true...there would be no need for the rejection hot line.) I mean who does that!! Apparently chicks do...and I've already decided that we are insane. We know its dumb, we know its mean, and we know we're gonna wanna kick ourselves in the chin the next day when he calls/texts but whats a girl to do? I mean we could just stop flirting with people that we don't like...but its just so much fun. Sometimes we are bored and you're our entertainment, or sometimes we're drunk...and you'll do for now, and other times we're just effin idiots. BUT...sometimes we are just dead wrong for taking our flirting to the max...like sitting in someones lap, whispering in their ear, and even kissing them when we don't like them. Then I guess we just expect them to forget all that went down and some how magically realize that we don't want them...when we pretty much did everything in our power to make it seem like we wanted their D. On the other hand...just becasue a girl grinds on you a party doesnt mean she wants to go home with you/wants your D. Sh*t thats just how people dance these days. They literally dry hump on the dance floor and then walk away. But most of the time...I think its a mixture of a girl wanting to be nice and not hurt the guys feelings by turning him down and guys not being able to take a hint. Do you know how hard it is to tell a guy you have no interest in him without looking like a total B*TCH! I think its because guys only understand BLUNT language. Real conversations I've had with guys:
Me: "I have a boyfriend"
Creepy guy hitting on me: "I don't see him here"
Me: "I'm a lesbian and my girlfriend is right here" *Puts my arm around my friend*
Creepy Guy hitting on me: "I just wanna watch"
Really wtf...do I just have to say NO and turn my back on you? So...we ignore your texts/phone calls/wall posts/facebook chats/photo comments and hope that you will eventually forget that we ever existed. Maybe that's not the most effective method for getting rid of an unwanted suitor...but for a nice girl and chronic flirter who is absolutely terrified of confrontation/awkwardness...its like the only option. So call us a b*tches, call us a cock teases, call us whatever makes you feel better. Because honestly...half the time we cant even argue with you...because you are right. But when the alternative is being known as stuck up b*itch...I'll take being the flirty nice girl..who occasionally pisses dudes off.
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