Let's face it Americans are pretty damn uptight. ESPECIALLY about sex. Lets forget for a second that every industry in the U.S. from fast food to bottled water use sex to sell their products, but yet, try to open up an adult bookstore or strip club in Middle of Nowhere, USA and that shiz becomes a damn Supreme Court Case. Its kind of annoying, but the upside of not being able to openly discuss sex like our European counterparts is coming up with some pretty awesome Euphemisms for sex. Yep...they are pretty hilarious at times...and some of them barely make sense. Honestly, I use the phrase "smashing" at least ten times a day. So...I've compiled a list of some of the strangest/funniest/ and a few of my personal favorite Euphemisms for sex that I have ever heard. Get excited!
1.Putting the meat in her Taco
2. Bumping Uglies
3. Knocking Boots
4. Bury the Baby Leg
5. Butter the muffin
6. Clean her pipes
7. Horizontal Tango
8. Mixing baby juice
9. Parting the pink sea
10. Parking the beef bus in Tuna town
11. Laying Pipe
12. Porking
13. Putting the pickle in the hair sandwich
14. Sour cream in the burrito
15. Ride the baloney pony
16. Beat cheeks
17. Slappin skins
18. two in the pink, one in the stink
19. up to your nuts in guts
20. Balls Deep
21. Feed the Kitty
22. Get some stank on the hang low
23. Gettin the business
24. Hide the hot dog
25. Slip someone the hot beef injection
Yea...all of these kind of make me wanna barf. Wouldn't it just be easier to say have sex? Not in America...
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