Saturday, May 8, 2010

I love Boys...

I'm honestly not sure if I can choose which of the following three things dominate my mind the most : fashion, music or boys. The way that I feel when I listen to my favorite song is similar to the way I felt when I first saw the bronze Gucci platforms from last season and the way I feel when I see a gorgeous boy. Its a heart stopping, I can't breath, dizzy, and ridiculously happy feeling. But some boys make me consider deleting all my music and never shopping again if only I could have them. Yes...they are that amazing. And of course I'm going to tell u who they are...in no particular order.

Tremaine "Trey Songz" Neverson



OH...EMM...GEEE! *fans self* There is something about him that literally melts me inside. I will admit that when he came out I was like who is that skinny ass dude with these whack braids ( I HATE braids on guys...you are not a 12 year old girl sir). But I can remember the exact moment that I fell in love with this dude. It was halfway through the Last Time video...when he was standing in the elevator lookin' all kinds of sexy. He had cut his hair and hit the gym...hard. Ya girl almost passed out...and since then he has been number one on my list. Not to mention that his voice is delicious and I LOVE his music. I find his talent just as sexy as his perfect teeth and chiseled abs. Yes I did watch the invented sex video 278489391 times *clutches pearls* And yes I was hella jealous of the lead girl in that video. I've always been anti-Ice in the bed...but Trey made me want to try some new things. Let me stop talkin about this before I have to go watch that damn video again...OH Tremaine!

Aubrey "Drizzy Drake" Graham



I mean...I feel like alot of chicks are tryin me by saying they are Drake's number one fan. Excuse you ma'am, but I have been watching Degrassi since I was in middle school and I had a crush on Aubrey (yes Aubrey) since I was like 11 years old. I even liked him when he had that little curly baby fro and no tape line. This dude is toooo fine to me...and that deep voice of his is mmm mmm...good. Once again...I'm attracted to his talent as well as his looks. When I heard him on the For My Town chorus...I had to wipe the drool off my chin cuz that voice does some magical sh*t to me. Drake you know you are too special to be on this list because light skinned boys usually aren't my cup-o-tea and you are border-line white AND you dropped out of high school...smh. But damn are you tall and fine. I'm waiting for some shirtless photos of you...seriously...been waiting.

Marion "Pooch" Hall Jr.



Out of all the people that will make this list...Pooch is the only one that I would want to marry. Lets forget for one second that this dude already has a wife...and kids and travel on a journey with me. *cue dream sequence* Imagine waking up every morning to that face...and although the picture I provided of him is fully clothed...please believe that this dudes body is BANANAS! And he has the one thing that I value more than looks and talent...intelligence. Yes...he graduated from Dartmouth *swoons* There is nothing like a smart man to make a girl forget her morals. Believe me...I know. I've already compromised myself once just to see your sexy self. I will never forget the day that I braved the ghettoness and tom-foolery that is Venue Nightclub just to get a glimpse of you. If thats not love I don't know what is. If you know me...you know that The Game is like my FAV show...and of course Derwin Davis is my FAV character..even though he did Melanie sooo wrong. But I can see why she took him back...look at him!! Damn me and my morals...cuz I would pull a Gabby and wreck that Union.

Jesse Williams



I know I'm the first one hollering about how light skinned boys are out of style...but Jesse Wiliams is a gorgeous human being. After forever of not watching Grey's Anatomy I decided to crank up the old DVR and catch up. And boy did I miss alot! They added an entire new character (Jesse of course) and that show has never been more interesting than at that moment. Then I saw him in the movie Brooklyn's Finest and nearly lost my marbles (mind you while sitting next to my then boyfriend). I had to apologize for my outburst and concentrate on paying attention to the plot. Luckily he wasn't a main character because I would have never made it through that movie. What can I say about him...those eyes...that face. Its enough to make a girl turn psycho stalker. Yes...I still have the fashion spread he did in Cosmo...and yes...I still look at those photos. Can you blame me?

Idrissa "Idris" Akuna Elba



You know how some people have some very specific and strange traits that they are attracted to? Well for me...its tall, dark, and fine African men with British accents. Yes Idris is all of those things. He grew up in London and his parents are Sierra Leonean and Ghanaian. When I first heard that sexy accent I was shocked! I already loved him because he was tall, dark, and sexy...but then he spoke and my jaw dropped! Every random characteristic that I liked that I never thought I would find...it was all there. To top it all off...he is a freakin DJ! I think someone is messing with my head..he is toooo perfect. He was also the only good thing about the movie Obsessed (hot mess). He is a fantastic actor and any movie that he is in...I will be first in line to see. MMMmmmm..he is such a delicious grown man...I can't even stand it. He could teach me a few things...

President Barack Obama



So this is probably highly inappropriate...but I have a massive crush on the President of the United States of America. Sure he is like the same age as my dad...but I think his gray hair makes him look distinguished...oh and dead sexy! How could you not be attracted to one of the most powerful men in the world...so eloquent and well spoken with a gorgeous set of teeth. Come on! He's a Harvard Law grad...and he wears suits all the time. I'm sorry Michelle, I love you (and your fashion sense) but I want your husband. Man...maybe I should look into interning at the White House...

2 comments:

  1. Lol tempest (this is kelly) you are so mean to light skinned guys.

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  2. lol...im not mean to them. I just have a preference for chocolate men lol

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