Crank that...WTF?

I am clearly not the biggest fan of Soulja Boy...he is kind of the most garbage rapper ever. And these days that fool is lookin like a low budget Lil Wayne with all them damn tats (why the eff would you get a neck tat?) But anywhoo...since that insanely catchy tune "Crank that Soulja Boy" came out, people have decided that it is fantastic idea to make up a song and accompanying dance i.e. Do the Stanky Leg and/or the Halle Berry. Well due to my You Tube creeping I found some lesser know dances/songs that just made me stare at my computer screen like WTF? There was even a dance called Crank that Jesus. I did not dare click on that and be struck down. Now everybody is in the club, jookin and jivin, wiggin and stickin...and I just can't take it. Of course I'm gonna tell u the worst of the worst of these so called dances. Prepare for the shenanigans...

"Pooch Yae"



So I get a text from the homie like "Have you heard of the Pooch Yae?" My initial response was "Excuse me...the what?" Apparently her little brother and sister were doing this dance and she just thought it was hilarious. So of course I YouTube this shiz...and wow is it dumb. I really dont think little girls should be shakin it like that...but whatever floats your boat. Oh the world we live in...

"Bennie Biggle Wiggle"



So of course I hear about this dance from my little sister. She always knows what the kids are doing these days. I must say that this is perhaps the ugliest dance I've ever seen...with perhaps the dumbest name. I searched YouTube high and low looking for a decent video and then I realized...all the videos looked bad because the dance was just hideous. I wish I would see a nigga in the club doin this here...

"My Dougie"



Yea...I'm not gonna lie...it took me a hot minute to even figure out what a Dougie was (damn I'm getting old). But when I did learn what it was, my first question was "Why would you make a dance up about a hairstyle?" Yay...there's no explaining this dance. But is it bad that I kind of like this song? Yeah...I know...I take that back.

"Crank dat Fundip"



Umm...I don't even know what to say about this. I mean...I like fun dip...its quite tasty but this is just really dumb. And wtf is the girl on the right wearing. Girl...leave a little something to the imagination sweetie...geeze. Why did everybody decide to make dances beginning with Crank that. While researching for this particular post I found...Crank that whatcha call it, yank, spiderman, spongebob, roadrunner and even crank that homeless man. This is too out of control. I can't...

There are so many more dances out there and frankly...I just can't even look at this foolishness anymore. I'm considering making my own dance up. I think I'll call it Crank that...WTF?