smh...

So...I am an intense lover of music. I listen to my mp3 player about a 1000 times more than I watch TV...or even study...or work...or anything else important that I should probably be doing while I'm listening to music. In fact...as I type this my headphones are in my ear. Because I listen to so much music I'm constantly on the lookout for new bands, singers, rappers etc. And every now and then I stumble upon a song that I cant get out of my head and that I absolutely love listening to...unfortunately, I'm so embarrassed to like it that I can only listen to it in the privacy of my own room...with my headphones on, in a fake mustache and glasses...while speaking in an accent. Don't look at me like that...you know you are guilty of it too...don't play. To demonstrate, I decided to list the songs that I'm so ashamed to love...in no particular order.

Sponsor- Teairra Mari



Okay...so i pride my self on being a very classy lady...and the lyrics to this song are just a hot damn mess. So much so...that BET thought that it was sending a bad message to young girls and they temporarily banned it. (I'll go in on the hypocriticalness of BET later). How can I as a self respecting woman dance to the lyrics " Anything I ask for from my sponsor he go buy buy buy" Not to mention the fact that this song features GUCCI MANE AND SOULJA BOY...the two biggest stereotypes I've ever laid eyes on. This chick legit is braggin about how she got some dude buying her weave! If that's not the most...lawd a mercy. When my friend found out that I liked this song...she almost made me walk home...at 4am. It would seem that this song would have been doomed from the start...but why the eff cant i get it out my head!! Smh...


Gucci Mane-Lemonade



The reason I am embarrassed to like this song is pretty self explanatory if you just listen to the damn song. I mean...I clearly remember riding in the car with the homie and this song came on the radio. We seriously just stared at each other in disbelief that this song was even serious. I mean "lemon pepper wings with the freeze cup" WTF is that? I could literally go in on this all day as there is alot of foolishness all up in through this song and video. But ill be damned if I cant rap every single verse when this song comes on in the club! Smh...

Justin Bieber- Baby Baby Baby



Okay..Justin Beiber is a 16 year old white boy who somehow has defied the laws of nature and not gone through puberty yet. He looks like he is 11 yrs old. But this little boy is just so damn catchy. True...my crush on him could get me locked up...but whatever. And check the dance moves in the video son! I was like word Beiber...get it boo!I clearly am not confident enough in my blackness to admit that I like this song...so until then I gotta switch my mp3 player to a Weezy song when someone I know walks by. IM GOIN IN! Smh...

O lets do it- Wacka Flocka Flame



I'm not gonna lie...this song got a bangin beat...and after a few shots and a four loko...this becomes my jam! But honestly...I'm embarrassed that every time I'm about to go out with the girls I say "o lets do it" The lyrics to this song are just a huge mess...and the budget for this video is legit like $5. And excuse me sir...what exactly is "drug dealing music"? Besides the extreme shenanigans of this song...wtf is a wacka flocka flame?! Lawd...I can even take this dude. Why must I grind to this song every time i go out? Smh...

Lil Wayne-Pop tha P*ssy



So...if u know me, you have to know that im a big Weezy fan and the No Ceilings mixtape is on heavy rotation in my life. And I know he says some ignorant/niggerish sh*t sometimes..but he says it so good. But when I heard this song for the first time (also while in the car) I was like wtf weezy? U want me to pop my what...and shake my who...oh no thank you. U are so nasty. But then...i heard it again...and it made me want to pop it...and shake it...so i did. And now I like the damn song despite the fact it has my LEAST favorite word in the title. I almost threw up in my mouth when I had to type it just now. Damn you Weezy! I'm a lady...i shouldnt like this! And I freakin HATE Birdman...so i should really despise this song. I just gotta make sure my headphones are on extra low when I'm riding the 20 to campus while listening to this. Smh...