Oh no u did not just do tht...

So in my infamous youtube creeping ( when I should be studying or doing something else significant) I was introduced to an awesome video. Its kind of old news now...but I legit laugh EVERY single time I watch. 1. Its hilarious 2. I'm dying for a GBF (gay best friend)and 3. There is just some sh*t in this world that I just cant stand. So kingsley ur extreme fierce and fabness has inspired me to talk about some of the things that I dislike and some things that p*ss me the eff off. Again...in no particular order.

1. Nicki Minaj: Oh Nicki aka slutty Barbie aka who the eff talks like tht aka is that ur real ass? I mean I try soooo hard not to be a hater. But I'll admit sometimes I have to take a good look in the mirror and be like...girl stop hatin! With that said Nicki Minaj...everything about u urks me. Especially that time u were on 106 and park with a green wig, white dress, and nude Valentino boots lookin like u missed the casting for the part of the slutty Oompa Loompa in a Wizard of OZ porno.

2. Dudes who always callin chicks ugly or busted and stay talkin about they lookin for a dime (that's top of the line, cute face, slim waist and a big behind) when they barely a 6 1/2. Yo son...get ur mathematics right. The only reason Weezy smashed/knocked up Lauren London is because he is a rapper! In real life that does not happen...unless u just have extraordinary swag.

3. On a similar note...chicks talkin about how they need a good man with money, good credit and a Beamer Benz AND Bentley when they got 10 kids and 11 baby daddies flippin burgers at Wendy's. Ladies and gentlemen...know your worth. U attract people who are similar to u. Life is not a TI video...and u are not the girl taking orders at the cash register.

4. Chicks who say sh*t like "Step ur cookies up" or "I'm the baddest b*tch" Im not even gonna explain that. Just know it makes me mad.

5.When boys try to holla at me during inappropriate times...like at Walmart..when im with my father.

6.Dudes/girls who swear they are hard/ghetto/the realest when the grew up in suburbia and they have a chandelier in their house. U can not claim to be ghetto if u have a foyer in your crib. Period.

7. Nappy weaves/lace fronts- oh please. I have never personally worn a weave...but i think I would know better than to buy SYNTHETIC hair...does that even sound right?

8.People who try to have a convo with me over text but they only text me every 3 hours. I dont even remember the last thing you said to me. THATS why i stopped texting your ass!

9. 10 inch long nails (sorry grandma) with a different design on every finger. Like really...I know you are Jamaican...u do not need to have the flag painted on your finger nails boo.

10. Boys who say : I'm not like those other guys...I just want to get to know you. I mean...I could believe u if i didn't meet u in club where u just tried to grope me.

11. Dudes who think that licking their lips is sexy. U are not LL sweetie. And that just makes ur lips chapped. Yuck!

12.PETA...I wish u would pour paint on my mink. Cuz if im rockin a mink best believe I have enough cash to be bailed out of jail after i whoop ur ass!

13.People who think its cool to post half naked photos on their facebook/twitter/myspace etc. I mean...I could have lived the rest of my life without seeing you ass naked except for some strategically placed bubbles.

14. Boys who brag...and then disappoint. Nuff said.

15.Celebrities that swear that they are still relevant. Like really Kevin Federline...u thought they were gonna let u in the club bc u got Britney preggo like 100 yrs ago. "Do you know who I am?" Um..nope.

16. People that are waayyy too cheerful in the morning. You are def hiding something...a cocaine addiction perhaps?

17. When my parents scream my name and make me come all the way down the stairs to change the channel cuz they lost the remote. That is too disrespectful.

18. When people ask me if my hair is real..and then proceed to touch my head in search of tracks. RUUDDDEEE!!!

19. When I meet a fine boy..talk to him all night...then he takes his hat off and I'm like damn baby! Tht fitted was helpin you more than I thought.

20. When people get mad they failed a test and I saw them the night before getting schwasty at the Grog on Ladies night. Hungover test taking rarely results in an A babe.