Something is taking over the world....and I'm scared. I'm really considering building bomb shelter and stocking up on canned goods and water until this horrible epidemic passes. Remember the bird flu...the swine flu? Well something way worst has gripped the men of the world. Symptoms include: cheating on your wife/girlfriend with multiple different women, sleeping with/wifing up strippers, prostitutes, or video "vixens", and just general douche-baggery. Those who have been affected include the worst case...Tiger Woods, Jesse James, David Letterman, Larry King, Drake, Mario, Reggie Bush and about 97% of pro athletes. But the alarming part is not that these men are cheating...or even the sheer amount of women they cheat with (Tiger), but rather who they are cheating with. Jump offs. What is a jump off u ask. Well according to my ghetto dictionary...
jump off: n. 1.A sexual partner who is more than a one-night stand but with whom one does not intend to form a long-term romantic relationship 2. a promiscuous woman. 3.a woman who engages in sex with a public figure that is clearly attached.
These women just keep getting bolder and bolder by the minute. They want to go all over TV and radio shows and cry about they got hurt when they are the hoes that are sleeping with married/taken/engaged men. Perfect example...KAT STACKS.If you don't know who she is please google this chick. She is putting rappers on blasty blast in the worst way. I mean..when exactly did it become okay to have a "main" chick and one or more side pieces. This has been on my mind for a minute...
On a similar note...what is with dudes wifing up chicks that are clearly jumpoff material. Excuse me for one second while I go the eff in on Aubrey "Drake" Graham. Really boo? Maliah Micheals? *blank stare* Looks like Drizzy took T-Pains "I'm in love with a stripper" to that next next level. Her most famous quality is the fact that she takes photos with stripper poles between her ass cheeks. I mean...c'mon Drizzy...get it together. This aint even the hate talkin..cuz you know I love some Drake...but this relationship is too disrespectful. If dudes keep wifing up ex strippers, escorts and hoes what happens to all the good girls? Will we be forced to booty clap on camera to land a good man? Geez I hope not...because that is not a talent that I possess. Am I perfect wifey material? Probably not...we all have our dirt but I am not a stripper, prostitute or skeeze. This shiz is getting out of hand...and I felt the need to speak on it. I used to always think that sure...guys date the freaky girls but eventually settle down with a classy lady. 2010 has officially ruined that philosophy for me. Whats a girl to do? *enrolls in Stripping 101*
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