Today...I realized that I have the WORST taste in guys. I don't know how...but I always attract the most ridiculous people on the planet...or better yet, I'm attracted to the most ridiculous people on the planet. Its like I have this uncanny ability to walk into a room...any room, and find the most undateable guy. I'm annoyed with my inability to pick 'em. I should just give up now and get 7 cats (I f*ckin hate cats btw). I'm not even one of those super picky girls with a list of 100 things I need. Just be tall, funny and not crazy. But there are just some types of guys that you should just stay away from all together.
1. Guys with neck tattoos. If they make those kinds of bad decisions...u shouldn't date them.
2. Guys who text you lines from rap songs as compliments. ex. You to fine to be layin down in bed alone. That would only work if Drake himself said that to me.
3. Guys who complain alot. "Why don't you ever text me or call me first" waahhh cry cry. F*ckin baby...man up.
4. Guys with golds in their mouths. No explanation needed. And Goons need not apply.
5. Guys who wear rosaries...when they aren't praying...or Catholic. Meet a few...all jerks.
6. Guys who txt you at 3am...on a Tuesday.
7. Guys who are over confident and think they are God's gift to women and lick their lips alot
8. Guys who have a twitter...and interrupt you to tweet or laugh at someone else's tweets.
9. Guys who live at home and make you take off your shoes to tip toe to their rooms.
10. Guys who don't live in the same state as you. Even if they are fine track stars from Virgina.
11. Guys who call girls bitches and hoes...and not in a joking way.
12. Guys who flirt with EVERYONE.
13. Guys who cant unhook a bra by themselves.
14. Guys who are overly sensitive and want you to be their girlfriend after a week.
15. Guys who brag about their skills or size
16. Guys who ask when your parents are going out of town
17. Guys with both of their ears pierced
18. Guys who think licking your face qualifies as kissing
19. Guys who ask you to be their friend with benefits
20. Guys you meet while drunk
21. Guys who send you pictures of their penis
22. Guys who can't spell
23. Guys who are Jamaican
24. Guys who ask you what your favorite position is
25. Guys who whisper creepily in your ear
26. Guys with the same first name as your father.
27. Guys who were born in the 90's
Avoid these guys at all cost. Your life will be much happier and less annoying.
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